ladyshinga:

acquaintedwithrask:

im-a-deceptikhan:

prowl-great-cain:

howtobeafxxkinglady:

high-shawty:

howtobeafxxkinglady:

daneedelion:

howtobeafxxkinglady:

military worship in this country is out of fucking control

excuse me?

military worship in this country is out of fucking control 

Yea you’re right, we shouldn’t honor the people willing to risk their life to save ours and defend our country … oh

Military worship in this country is out of fucking control

I’m in the military and yes it’s out of fucking control. Most of the people I know in the military feel the same way. You civilians need to calm the fuck down. Most of us joined in our teens or early twenties. For a lot of us it was because we needed a job, and we didn’t see any other options, and this job has good benefits, especially for an uneducated young person in America. We get healthcare and education!! That’s some tempting fucking fruit. But this is a JOB. Some people in the military become heroes, that’s true. Jumping on grenades, defusing bombs, dragging a wounded person from the middle of a firefight. They usually end up dead in the process. Those people deserve respect, in my opinion. They give their lives for their friends, no matter whether or not you agree with the policies that put them there in the first place. But a lot of people in America reflexively claim that everyone in the military is a hero, full stop. This isn’t true and it lets people look the other way when something is actually wrong in the military, because it’s the military, they’re heroes, they can do no wrong.

We’re doing a job, and a lot of us are never really put in harm’s way. I work in a climate controlled lab for 8 hours a day, for instance. Really grueling. Such a hero. This fawning lip service of an infallible military doesn’t do us any good. I know people who have bought into it, who have heard so many people tell them that they’re heroes that they actually believe it, and they are the stupid and dangerous ones. Joining the military does not make you a hero, and calling us heroes might make you feel all warm and fluffy and red white and blue but it doesn’t do anything for the people that end up on the streets with PTSD or come home with life-changing injuries or in a box. We’re human beings, not some concept that you can just mindlessly adulate and then feel better about yourself.

☝️🏽☝️🏽☝️🏽☝️🏽

oh boy just in time for the 4th of July

Speaking as a disabled veteran: it’d be one thing if the fucking hero worship MEANT ANYTHING. But it’s a bunch of empty loud words about how Brave and Noble everyone in the military is (nah some of us are assholes) and then when it comes to, oh I don’t know, paying a soldier enough to feed their family without food stamps, or giving disability compensation without a NIGHTMARE fight with the country that claims to “care” so much. Plus the whole “sending us off to kill other people to make rich men richer while innocents die for it” thing. It’s not “defending freedom” to shove our troops into everyone’s business in countries that happen to have oil and such

Military worship isn’t only annoying, it’s a hollow lie that’s basically dangerous to everyone

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pokemean:
“ Walk a mile in these Louboutins
”

pokemean:

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

(via humoristics)

(via stability)

mehcoconut:
“ malibujojo:
“ lumos5001:
“ 1nkblots:
“ spookymays:
“ #HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW
”
That… actually seems like a really smart idea?
I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door....

mehcoconut:

malibujojo:

lumos5001:

1nkblots:

spookymays:

That… actually seems like a really smart idea?

I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth.

that’s seriously brilliant

My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour.

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furr:
“the prophecy
”

furr:

the prophecy

(via stability)

unadeptly:
“vikingalitarian:
“This was a wild ride
”
So true though
”
unadeptly:
“vikingalitarian:
“This was a wild ride
”
So true though
”
unadeptly:
“vikingalitarian:
“This was a wild ride
”
So true though
”
unadeptly:
“vikingalitarian:
“This was a wild ride
”
So true though
”
unadeptly:
“vikingalitarian:
“This was a wild ride
”
So true though
”
unadeptly:
“vikingalitarian:
“This was a wild ride
”
So true though
”
unadeptly:
“vikingalitarian:
“This was a wild ride
”
So true though
”

unadeptly:

vikingalitarian:

This was a wild ride

So true though

(via ugly)

greatjaggi:

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

(via badked)

(via ugly)

h1ryndrsn:

phlynn:

Real life Simpsons intro

the weirdest thing i have ever watched

Best thing ever. 

(via humoristics)

shecalleditsavagery:
“transpondster:
“Wisconsin player Nigel Hayes whispers comment into hot mic about a woman in the press room, realizes the whole room heard him.
”
This is so adorable, I can’t stop watching.
”
shecalleditsavagery:
“transpondster:
“Wisconsin player Nigel Hayes whispers comment into hot mic about a woman in the press room, realizes the whole room heard him.
”
This is so adorable, I can’t stop watching.
”
shecalleditsavagery:
“transpondster:
“Wisconsin player Nigel Hayes whispers comment into hot mic about a woman in the press room, realizes the whole room heard him.
”
This is so adorable, I can’t stop watching.
”

shecalleditsavagery:

transpondster:

Wisconsin player Nigel Hayes whispers comment into hot mic about a woman in the press room, realizes the whole room heard him.

This is so adorable, I can’t stop watching.

(via stability)

(via asian)